Unusual Date Ideas
theconsultingbadwolf: If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them
sheisahopelessromantic: marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight both are assumed to secretly like men see what i’m getting at? #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism
hiddles-girl: -sunflowerseeds: Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. so the legends are true
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
andrewhussiesbosom: amporacronus: andrewhussiesbosom: WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER” could be either one
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
powerburial: DON’T make me nervous DO not make me nervous
fueledbyrydenn: superhighschoollevelgay: tiny21dancer: “I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school. My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school? #also that our...
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
(Also) Anything under a C-cup: Oh, you're less than 34 inches around the ribs? Well, sorry, we don't make your size at all.
largebeard: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*